The Chocolate pickle
Sorry I haven't posted for so long. I've been busy testing new and improved acts to share with you! I think that you'll really enjoy this next one.
Have your man penetrate you anally with a cucumber. Let the cucumber marinate a bit and then chop it up into a salad and make him eat it. Now, this might not satisfy everyone's tastes so here are a few variations.
If your man likes french dressing:
Have him perform this while you are on the rag
If he prefers blue cheese:
Wait until you have a yeast infection.
Woman of the Year Award
Goes to this lady who is being featured on Oxygen Network's
Snapped this Sunday. Let's hear it for creativity in the bedroom. I suggest that everyone try this with their man... just don't take it so far:
10:30pm/9:30C
SnappedSheila Davalloo
It started out as fun and games when Sheila Davalloo and her husband played "guess what I'm touching you with." But, the fun ended when Sheila touched her husband with the blade of a knife. 30 mins. (TV-PG)
Hey everyone, I got a dog!!!!
He is the cutest little pup, and he's always saying the darndest things! I've named him Lewd Dog
The Running Man
This is inspired by the trick for guys called the bucking bronco.
Get on top of your guy and start riding him, in the middle of it tell him that you're in love with him and want an engagement ring. See how long you can stay on before he throws you off.
October Voting
The two reader entries for October were "Slick Shoes" and "What's Up Doc?" vote for your favorite under comments and the winner will receive the beatiful golden pegasus pendant below.
What's up Doc?
A grand suggestion from Chicago, IL
What's up Doc: While 69-ing ask your man, "what's up Doc?" when he doesn't reply ask again, "what's up Doc?" when he finally gets annoyed with you and says "WHAT?" shove a carrot up his ass.
Pegasus Contest!!!!
With the end of October nearing, it's time for everyone to get in their final ideas to me to post so that we can vote on the best sex act for October. Right now slick shoes is the only outside entry...
With such a lack of participation I've decided to sweeten the deal with this GORGEOUS cut glass and gold-like pegasus pin! Wouldn't it look devine on your overcoat? It is yours if you submit the crowd favorite for the month of October!!!!!!
To suggest a post, go to my links and click on "offer me your suggestions biatches!!"
Slick Shoes
This Goonies inspired trick comes from Austin, TX
Slick Shoes: Right before your guy is about to cum, push him off you and make him blow his wad inside the socks that he wore over to your place. Then make him put them back on and walk home.
The Bagdad Zamboni
The Bagdad Zamboni: Give him a blow-job with your mouth full of ice, then grab a high-grit piece of sandpaper and let the handjob begin. By the time the numbing effect of the ice wears off, his dick will be in shreds!
bonus points if you can get him to perform a 'devils pass' immediately following this
Hole in One
Some call this a rape deterrent... I call it an ingenius sex toy:
http://www.femdefence.info/index2.html
Shanghai Nights
This is my most used move:
Shanghi Nights: When your boyfriend gets too excited and experiences premature ejaculation, karate chop him in the face.
extra points if you can get him hard again immediatly following this
Ghouls just wanna have fun!
Don't you just love a crisp autumn day and all of the beautiful fall foliage? Ahhh, it just inspires me so much I decided to post a second Halloween trick this afternoon!
I apologize in advance if this alienates any of my dedicated readers, but for this act you must have recently given birth or be with child. I suppose if you do want to try this one you can always get pregnant for a little bit and then terminate the pregnancy.
The YELPing Ghoul: While riding your man, suddenly grasp each boob and shoot breast milk in his each one of his eyes, while his is blinded jam your thumb up his ass and listen as he yelps in pain!
extra points if he passes out long enough for the milk to curd
Happy Halloween!!!!!
I just love the holiday's!!!! Halloween happens to be one of my very favorite times of the year, so in honor of the upcoming ghoulfest I've decided to trick-and-treat my boyfriend with this little devilish move:
The Devil's Pass: Have your guy titty-fuck you and offer up some lube to make his ride a little easier, then coat your breasts with icy-hot and watch as he screams in horror.
extra points if during his pain he declares that you are satan herself
The Angry Duck in the Windy City
This next move is great because it's kind of like those plus-size three piece outfits that I always order from late night QVC - YOU CAN MIX and MATCH. Do one, do the other, do them both at the same time!
The Angry Duck: During sex continuously queef the entire time until a neighbor or roommate calls and complains
The Windy City: Before oral sex eat an entire dominos pizza washed down with an Olde English forty... when in position, let one rip right in his face (if you tie him down first this can be hours of fabulous entertainment)
and finally...
The Angry duck in the Windy City: When having sex with a guy, continuously queef throughout the whole thing until you get a noise complaint, then convice him that it would be better just to 69, as soon as you are in position let one rip right in his face.
Extra points are earned if you shit a little bit too.
The Cotton-Eyed Joe
Cotton-Eyed Joe : When you are on the rag purposly tell the guy you're with that you are actually not on your period and demand that he eats you out. While he is in mid-lick remove your tampon and smack him upside the head with it.
extra points if the song is playing during this act.
About this Blog
So the other night I was sitting here washing my chest after yet ANOTHER cleveland steamer and I got to thinking... Why do men get to have all the fun? The dirty sanchez, the donkey punch - don't get me wrong I enjoy every minute of these but when is it going to be my turn to cover my boyfriend in feces, or perhaps bruise him with a part of my genitallia?
I visited the Urban dictionary to see what horrible acts a women can perform on a man and my search came up empty!! That's crap, WTF?! So I'm coming up with my own ideas and I thought that I'd share them with the world. So welcome, my friends, to the Pegasus Surprise...
